(Source: awkw4rdly)
shut your filthy mouth
Cutest sunday snoozer. (via mostflyinflocks)
Got tickets to the Laker’s game tonight. Fuck Oklahoma.
1970 Mustang Boss 302
boner.
Fall asleep at beach. Burn to crisp.
it’s a big day, y’all.
GPOY: I can knock THAT off my bucket list ;)
I’m going skydiving tomorrow in Hawaii
trying to pick out what I’m gonna wear. how do you decide what to fashion when you’re jumping out of a plane?
I remember once as a younger man in a fast-food outlet catching myself saying, “You’re welcome” to the garbage can, which had “Thank You” stamped on the little swinging window.
last day in Vermont. back to nyc tomorrow.
(Source: blaaargh)
the lives of rich gays with outdoor pizza kitchens are, like, so random!
(Source: bonjourtyty)
“…my Mom gave me this nine mil’ for my thirteenth birthday. Yeah. I’ll always remember what she put on the card. “Jesus loves winners.”
